Crafting Games, Telling Tales
Watch the GlitchSPANKR trailer: a chaotic 90s fever dream where you spank a sentient virus. Featuring in-game footage and Spunk’s worst ideas.
Our Flagship Indie Game
The Premise
After a long day of existing, all you want to do is play your favorite game, Big Booty Slapper 6. But something’s wrong. A rogue virus named Spunk is corrupting your files.
Using the GlitchSPANKR Antivirus, you’ll dive into bizarre virtual worlds to stop (or befriend) Spunk. Or spare his miserable life. Or kiss him. Or break him.
Every choice matters. Every level is different. And none of this was in the manual.
Choose wisely. Spunk's fate — and maybe your own — depends on this hallway.
Dance like your code depends on it. This minigame slaps — literally.
Break every chain. Find every ending. Open the door that was never meant to be opened.
Explore wildly different levels — including the most terrifying of all: middle management.
The world’s most dangerous dance floor. Lasers. Platforms. Absolutely zero OSHA compliance.
Launch lips across toxic sludge, avoid laser traps, and figure out why Spunk is in jail (again).
Tower defense? In this game? Welcome to Booty Defense — where the genre shifts but the chaos stays.
The game you weren’t supposed to play. Booty Slapper 6 is the glitchy heart of it all. Will you ever get to slap a booty?
Learn the art of destruction. Shatter furniture. Spank viruses. Break the game — literally.
This is what happens when a virus develops taste. Spunk devours game code, one byte at a time.
Mini-game or micro-nightmare? You’ll swap batteries while reality withers.
Swap hands. Change sticks. Customize your SpankStick and spank with style.
ABOUT US
TheClassifiedX is a creative haven for gaming enthusiasts based in Virginia, USA with a worldwide presence. Founded in 2016, we began our journey in the world of game development fueled by a passion for storytelling and a desire to craft unforgettable experiences.
Over the years, we’ve developed more than five— fun, immersive games, primarily in the horror genre, where we love to intrigue and captivate players. Our latest project takes a delightful twist, exploring comedy while still maintaining the engaging storytelling we’re known for.
At TheClassifiedX, we believe in the power of growth—both personally and as a team. Our core values center around continuous improvement and innovation, allowing us to create high-quality, fun games that resonate with players. We’re dedicated to creating unique experiences that not only entertain but also leave a lasting impression.
Join us on this adventure. We can’t wait for you to play our games and discover the worlds we’ve created!
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TheClassifiedX Showreel
Highlights from 2019 to 2023
Watch our official studio showreel featuring gameplay from TheClassifiedX titles between 2019 and 2023. Includes scenes from SCP: Blackout, The Outsiders, The Human Show, Going the Distance, Project Midgard, Crimson Silence, Toy Shop, and Earth Remaining. Whether you love sci-fi horror, narrative adventure, or chaotic experiments, this reel hits the highlights.