“HO-HO-HOLY DAMN, you’ve been a BAD boy!” Santa thunders with a yell.
You shake in fear as you run, but you’re not sure where to hide. You look around the SPANKR HQ for somewhere to hide. You see the SPANKULATOR, but that’s no help. Maybe you can hide under the couch, but you’re too big.
“SANTA IS COMING, LITTLE SPUNK. YOU’VE BEEN OH SO NAUGHTY; IT’S TIME FOR SANTA’S SPANK STICK!” you hear Santa boom.
Oh god. You’re running out of time!