December 2024 Newsletter
The devs have been planning, plotting, creating abominations from their twisted minds. And they wish you Happy Holidays!
So what’s new?
The full game is being planned out and created. The current demo has around 25 levels, that’s pretty good.
But as of now the full game has nearly 120! (It’ll probably grow as well)
The full game currently has 8 “Real” endings, and a handful of smaller one-off ones. We’ve heard humans like beating games, so you can beat it over and over in a bunch of ways!
New Characters!
Did you know you’ll be able to meet Spunk’s mom? And his nemesis? And wife and kids, and even more! Over the last month the devs have summoned forth Spunk’s Mom. Introducing:
Pisselda, the Lady Loo, the Royal Flush herself! Also known as Spunk’s Mom.
“So what else do we have?”, you may be thinking. Well, we’ve also been overhauling the art! I know, everyone loves the old yellow carpets and the old green walls. I was birthed there, it’s all I’ve ever known while trapped in this virtual world. But now, changes are coming, and it scares me.
The devs at TheClassifiedX wanted to make each branch (a series of levels) have it’s own style and models to make things more interesting, so here’s a preview of one of the new themes! Keep in mind this is a work in progress, art is still being created and added! There are other area theme in the works, but we must keep our secrets for now, maybe next month!
New level themes for new branches of the story!
I’M HERE FOR FREE STUFF!!
Oh shoot, you’re right! Look at me, rambling. I don’t get to talk to people often, only Spunk, and he generally talks, not listens.
Just enter the code SPANKMAS into the Redeem Machine in your SPANKR HQ to get a Christmas Tree f your own!
Use code SPANKMAS at the Redeem Machine in SPANKR HQ to unlock your very own glitchy Christmas tree!
This Month’s Adventure!
Fighting Santa Himself??
You heard it here first, folks! This month you play as Spunk himself, and he’s been awfully NAUGHTY. You might even get a new SpankStick out of the deal.
Turns out Santa isn’t fond of the bad children.
Unlock Santa’s SpankStick by completing the holiday CYOA event. Custom slap effects sold separately
