As you head down the stairs, deeper in the dungeon, you feel a strange crackling and popping on your skin. You reach the bottom of the stairs and see large floating text.

FLOOR 2

But it flickers, and now says FLOOR 6, before changing again. The floor number seems to constantly flicker and change.

Spunk - “Aw man, the game code is busted. And I just had such a good run, too. I think we’ll have to end the game early. When it’s broken like this it’s easy to get stuck in a glitched space, and I don’t wanna end up like that screaming guy.”

Spunk looks around and waves his staff, a white portal appearing.

“I guess we’ll just have to skip to the end loot room, oh well. I wanted to play through the story of Big Booty Slapper 6 so you could get to know the hero and his eternal war against the butt faced monster guys. Or his love story with his half sister half cousin half great grandmother. It’s complicated, without playing the first 5 games. It made international news with how beautifully written the story was. Until he had to murder her to avenge the death of an ancient eldritch god to end the multiverse war, you know how it is.”

As you listen with confusion as Spunk rambles on with excitement for another few minutes on the fine points of the BBS6 saga, he eventually calms down and leads you through the portal.

Inside is a small circular room made of what seems to be clear crystal, with a sky filled with stars outside it. It’s lit with some sort of magical crystalline fire. In the middle is a large, ornate chest.

Spunk -  “You can have this one. I’ve gotten it so many times that I’m actually locked out from it. Stupid greedy magic chest.”

You:
-Open the chest